The winning entry, submitted by Ludis Briss, was “What do you mean, this relationship is too constricting?”

The winning caption entry came from Peggy Stern, and it was “If you promise to hold all my hands I will let you out!”

The winning caption, submitted by Ieva Balode, was “I would love some kind of direction in life.” “Sorry, we’re out of that.”

The winning caption, submitted by Cecile Somers, was: “Darling, switching on the fan would kill us both.”

The winning caption, submitted by Sturgis Warner, was “Last hand. I think they’re cutting the cake soon.”

The winning caption, submitted by Thomas Campbell Jackson, was “I see we both brought protection.”

The winning caption, submitted by Janice Shulman, was “Let’s get fried together!”

The winning caption was “See? They like you!” submitted by Jennifer Wolfe.

The winning caption was “Hand over my son.” submitted by Britt Sodersjerna.

The winning caption is: “You’d better watch your pecker. My pussy is on the prowl” submitted by Maria Voigt.

The winning caption is "At the beginning, they had their sunny sides up..." submitted by Frederick Otilius K'yuuhlgaansii Olsen.

The winning caption is: "My handler is in the ladies' room." submitted by Laura Martin. 

The winning caption is "Hurry, Mom!  He's getting away with my razor!" submitted by kafkakaur.

The winning caption is: "If he farts again, maybe these will help." submitted by Fred Armstrong. 

The winning caption is: "I was worried about dating again after I had a baby, but my friends told me to just 'keep it under my hat'." submitted by John Holderried.

The winning caption is "I think we're pasta point of no return." submitted by Rich Drezen. 

The winning caption: "Has someone stolen your heart?" "Have you lost your mind?" submitted by Fred Bushor.

The winning caption: "Look who came crawling back!" submitted by Noella Borie David.

The winning caption: "The way to a man's heart is through his stomach."  Submitted by Lynda Kosowan.